Before I left Belize I went to visit the Rockview center. On my way through they had a meeting of who would be let out. The doctors could not decide so they decided to do a test. All the patients were gathered in a room and told: "Dis da wah test fi sih who weh… Continue reading Crazy almost goes free…
An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right)… Continue reading Square Testicles
This is the story of the saying "You don't know Jack Schitt!", which refers to the other party as not knowing anything about what they are speaking of. Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married… Continue reading You don’t know Jack Schitt!
Johny goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs,… Continue reading Johny learns politics
A little something I put together one day when I was bored. Nothing fancy, hope you like it. To the tune of John Denver's Leaving on a Jet Plane. Their bags are packed they're ready to come We're helping them get over here We'd hate to be found out and have to lie But we… Continue reading Smuggling on a jet plane
We all have that shit where you'd wish you could put a name on it. Well here is a list of a few of the most common ones. Have one we missed or that you have named, leave a comment. Ghost Shit: You feel the shit come out, you see it on the toilet paper… Continue reading The Shit List
A bit of humor at the expense of the PM. They do say laughter is the best medicine so go have a laugh. The Prime Minister of Belize meets with the Queen of England a couple of years back. He asks her: Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any… Continue reading Intelligence Riddle