Archeologists find what they think is the remains of the very first politicians on Earth. 🙂
We all know the answer right? Because seven ate nine. But, do you know why seven ate nine? THAT is the important question. Well I dug far and wide to get the real story behind this mystery... 12 July 2009 Jefferson Lab -- The numeral system has been thrown into utter chaos after the death… Continue reading Why is Six Afraid of Seven?
Stage #1 -- Smart This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course the person you are talking with is very wrong. You will talk for hours… Continue reading The Five Stages of Drunkenness
Every gamer has encountered The Glitch at least once in his gaming life. Here is a great tribute to it. Enjoy.
OK, so I finally got to see the Dean Barrow AD that everyone is getting their panties all bunched up and giving themselves Super Wedgies over. People are getting tired of Political Bullshit. People are starting to practice their Constitutional rights of freedom of speech. People are starting to act out in the way that… Continue reading The AD that is Causing Epic Wedgies and Getting Panties in a Bunch
A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control… Continue reading H2O: Dangerous Chemical
These two guys have been friends since forever. Every day after work they swing by the local bar and have a drink then head home. They make a promise to each other that if one dies, the other will continue the tradition and take drinks for both of them. Years go by when one of… Continue reading True Frienship
Before I left Belize I went to visit the Rockview center. On my way through they had a meeting of who would be let out. The doctors could not decide so they decided to do a test. All the patients were gathered in a room and told: "Dis da wah test fi sih who weh… Continue reading Crazy almost goes free…
An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right)… Continue reading Square Testicles
This is the story of the saying "You don't know Jack Schitt!", which refers to the other party as not knowing anything about what they are speaking of. Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married… Continue reading You don’t know Jack Schitt!
Johny goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs,… Continue reading Johny learns politics
A little something I put together one day when I was bored. Nothing fancy, hope you like it. To the tune of John Denver's Leaving on a Jet Plane. Their bags are packed they're ready to come We're helping them get over here We'd hate to be found out and have to lie But we… Continue reading Smuggling on a jet plane
We all have that shit where you'd wish you could put a name on it. Well here is a list of a few of the most common ones. Have one we missed or that you have named, leave a comment. Ghost Shit: You feel the shit come out, you see it on the toilet paper… Continue reading The Shit List
A bit of humor at the expense of the PM. They do say laughter is the best medicine so go have a laugh. The Prime Minister of Belize meets with the Queen of England a couple of years back. He asks her: Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any… Continue reading Intelligence Riddle
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in San Pedro, Belize. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, “What a peaceful & loving couple” The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: “Well,… Continue reading How do you make it last?
An elderly man in Belize had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some fruit trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he… Continue reading Skinny Dipping