Humor

Smuggling on a jet plane


A little something I put together one day when I was bored. Nothing fancy, hope you like it. To the tune of John Denver’s Leaving on a Jet Plane.

Their bags are packed they’re ready to come
We’re helping them get over here
We’d hate to be found out and have to lie
But we have to do it the cash is good
The pawns are there we have to use
We’re so excited we just can’t bear the wait

So stay late and take the blame
Take the heat away from us
We wonder who they’ll believe this time
We’re smuggling, on a jet plane
Don’t know if we’ll be caught or not
Oh man, we love the dough

Oh we know that it’s been tried before
But they didn’t know there were loopholes
And we know just how to pull the strings
And now we’re here so we have to know
If we can use them to make it flow
If we get caught we’ll surely have to cover up

So stay late and take the blame
Take the heat away from us
We wonder who they’ll believe this time
We’re smuggling, on a jet plane
Don’t know if we’ll be caught or not
Oh man, we love the dough

The time will come when the truth comes out
But please by then we’d be on our way
Hope that no-one ever tracks us down
The patches are set we can’t regret
UDP they’ll say One day you’ll pay
For robbing the future of Belize

So stay late and take the blame
Take the heat away from us
We wonder who they’ll believe this time
We’re smuggling, on a jet plane
Don’t know if we’ll be caught or not
Oh man, we love the dough

Cause we’re smuggling, on a jet plane
Don’t know if we’ll be caught or not
Oh man, we love the dough

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